i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
(Source: -annoying)
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.
Officer Booty reporting for duty.
Call of Booty
Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ops.
omfg
(Source: sopiasexual)
i made this gif today and i almost forgot about it but now it made me realize something very imporant
billie would be very easy to kidnap….
yes…
FREE LIVE PERFORMANCES FOR LIFE
and years in prisoni wont need to go see green day, i will BRING green day to me!!
I’ve actually just been talking with a friend about kidnapping Billie…
- Billie Joe: Age: 41. Mental age: 18
- Mike: Age: 41. Mental age: 29
- Tré: Age: 40. Mental age: orange mocha frappuchino
not my best, but i really love this song so ohwell~
(S)AINT - Marilyn Manson
*jesus turns around to find only 11 apostles*
“WHO UNFOLLOWED ME”
tumblr wont crash when sherlock season 3 comes out
it wont crash when the hobbit 2 comes out
it wont crash when the doctor who 50th anniversary comes out
tumblr will crash when leonardo dicaprio gets his fucking oscar
